what if you can romance varric in da:i but when you get to the romance scene, instead of awkward sex, varric teaches you how to shoot bianca
I am laughing so hard right now and yes, yes, I sent it to Mumble and she is now laughing and it’s SO TRUE and I would totally accept that, it would be awesome, you know it would. Our love story would be fabulous and tragic and filled with fangirling and snuggles and vicious love triangles. And then there would be lots of epic conversations and more epic romances and we would end up together, old, talking about how badly Dean needed a hug and how Sherlock turned John gay. IT WOULD BE AMAZING.
And of course, throughout my entire comment back to you, I have been texting her and we have been flailing over the fact that this is happening and I love this so much and thank you and just ASKDJKLASJDLAS. YES. ALL THE LOVE.
I DEMAND FIC.
I’d mostly just like to remind people that this happened one time and it was one of the greatest moments of my tumblr life
Do you ever think about how Remus Lupin got on the Hogwarts Express to travel to Hogwarts and fell asleep in a compartment by himself and then woke up to find that James Potter’s son had sat down in the same compartment as him?
because I do
BUT WHAT IF IT HAPPENED LIKE THAT BEFORE
WHAT IF THE 11 YEAR OLD REMUS LUPIN GOT ON THE FUCKING TRAIN AND SAT IN A COMPARTMENT BY HIMSELF AND FELL ASLEEP AND WOKE UP TO JAMES AND SIRIUS LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD
I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST
NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)
I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily
like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”
and they all have shots of tequila in them
who wants to be my business partner