MumbleFox: Archive

Nov 1st

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When someone tells you you're too old for cuddly...

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Oct 31st

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Oct 31st

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Surfing bioluminescent waves

4gifs: Dreams. I have them.

Oct 31st

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Oct 31st

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Oct 31st

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Sometimes I get irrationally angry because I'm not...

Oct 31st

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Oct 31st

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Oct 26th

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Person: Have you seen this movie?
Tumblr: No, what's it about?
Person: Well there's these two guys--
Tumblr: They're gay for each other.
Person: No... they have a strong relationship but--
Tumblr: Gay.
Person: They're both happily--
Tumblr: Gay.
Person: You haven't even se--
Tumblr: Two dudes. Gay.
Person: Can I--
Tumblr: I just wrote the fic, bro.

Oct 23rd

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Oct 22nd

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Oct 21st

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What's the difference between a cat and a comma? →

10knotes: One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause. Perfect post is perfect.

Oct 21st

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Oct 21st

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Oct 20th

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Oct 20th

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“Fantasy is silver and scarlet, indigo and azure, obsidian veined with gold and...”

– - George R.R. Martin (via riverran)

Oct 20th

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I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...

crownedrose: between-rage-and-serenity: because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome. Yeah, we’re expecting a baby but it could be a velociraptor.

Oct 20th

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Oct 19th

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Oct 19th

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cosmo sex tip #666

rappinpicard: when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan

Oct 19th

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Oct 19th

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runswithoctopie: rawrxdanisaur: reck1ess-abandon: lickmynick: WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?!! WHY AM I CRYING?!!! I do not remember how to breathe. Longest post I’ll probably ever reblog. bahahahaha!

Oct 19th

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Oct 18th

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Oct 17th

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Grammar lesson:

They’re = They fucking are. Their = Shows fucking possession. There = Specifies a fucking location. You’re = You fucking are. Your = Shows fucking possession. We’re = We fucking are. Were = Past fucking tense of “are”. Where = Specifies a fucking location. Than = A fucking comparison. Then = A point in fucking time.

Oct 17th

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If you can correctly pronounce every word in this...

crimsun: Read More

Oct 14th

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Recovering from slipping/missing a step

loveharryedward: Expectation: Reality: crying

Oct 13th

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