When someone tells you you're too old for cuddly...
Surfing bioluminescent waves
4gifs: Dreams. I have them.
Sometimes I get irrationally angry because I'm not...
Person: Have you seen this movie?
Tumblr: No, what's it about?
Person: Well there's these two guys--
Tumblr: They're gay for each other.
Person: No... they have a strong relationship but--
Person: They're both happily--
Person: You haven't even se--
Tumblr: Two dudes. Gay.
Person: Can I--
Tumblr: I just wrote the fic, bro.
What's the difference between a cat and a comma? →
10knotes: One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause. Perfect post is perfect.
Fantasy is silver and scarlet, indigo and azure, obsidian veined with gold and...– - George R.R. Martin (via riverran)
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
crownedrose: between-rage-and-serenity: because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome. Yeah, we’re expecting a baby but it could be a velociraptor.
cosmo sex tip #666
rappinpicard: when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
runswithoctopie: rawrxdanisaur: reck1ess-abandon: lickmynick: WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY?!! WHY AM I CRYING?!!! I do not remember how to breathe. Longest post I’ll probably ever reblog. bahahahaha!
They’re = They fucking are. Their = Shows fucking possession. There = Specifies a fucking location. You’re = You fucking are. Your = Shows fucking possession. We’re = We fucking are. Were = Past fucking tense of “are”. Where = Specifies a fucking location. Than = A fucking comparison. Then = A point in fucking time.
If you can correctly pronounce every word in this...
crimsun: Read More
Recovering from slipping/missing a step
loveharryedward: Expectation: Reality: crying
School? College? Getting a Job? Plans for Future?
Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you really...– Thanks to the immortal Betty White (via mslorelei)