Look, I don't care where you come from, what color...
Shane returns from the woods and starts giving everyone guns like he’s Zombie...– Videogum’s Walking Dead recap. (via tosleepinthestone)
It must be so awkward to be famous
Famous person: Oh! Tumblr. That seems nice... Let me troll on the tags and- Oh, that's not cute. Wh-what did they do this? I-I never touched this person. Bu- we are just friends. Oh my God, what did they- They can manip, oh god... Manips everywhere and- WHO GAVE INTERNET TO THESE PEOPLE?!
I wish it was normal to hit on people for friendships the way most people hit on...– Mumblefox (via ashinan) Reblogging because I’m shameless/THE BEST THERE EVER WAS
endofunctor: Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
Because this is my best friend
Mumble: you know what I always thought would be hilarious
Mumble: speaking of driving one handed
Mumble: if you went to a roadblock
Mumble: and you had both hands on the wheel
Mumble: but your passenger was holding your phone to your ear and you were talking on it while they fed you fries/a soft drink
Mumble: HANDS FREE OFFICER
Me: we are doing this at some point
Mumble: they would probably arrest you just for being a shit
Me: it would sort of be worth it just for the faces
I’m not looking and I don’t go hunting. I’m the type who’s got to be found.– Jeremy Brett on love (via nuclearcatastrophy)
mum: did you know there's a life outside internet?
me: orly link me
“your otp are fictional” they said “they aren’t really real” they said “where did you get that rifle” they said
Dear Millionaires, if you don’t have a bookshelf...
ashinan: mumblefox: bigtimerussian: If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me I would have an anonymous tumblr and then drop hints in interviews about things I’ve reblogged lately. Mumble, I can’t even remember half the things we came up with, but I know they were brilliant. Fandom would implode. I would have an anonymous tumblr and respond to...
bigtimerussian: If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me I would have an anonymous tumblr and then drop hints in interviews about things I’ve reblogged lately.