mothercheesus: press play and watch the gif. ...
techno-turian: askbatts: HOLY FUCK I...
Neil Gaiman: It's Extra Magic Bonus Happy Leap... →
neil-gaiman: Please celebrate Leap Year Day in the traditional manner by taking a writer out for dinner. It’s been four years since many authors had a good dinner. We are waiting. Many of us have our forks or chopsticks at the ready - some of us have had them ready for days. We will repay you by drifting off while the food is being served and then suddenly scribbling something down on a...
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
Asexy Quotes →
asexyvida: ‘Sex is interesting, but it’s not totally important. I mean it’s not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.’ Charles Bukowski ‘Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.’ Andy Warhol ‘Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.’ Andy Warhol...
things i do when i fangirl:
bittersweetirony: smile until jaw feels like breaking make seizure-like body movements make random hand gestures if alone, scream loudly if not alone, scream internally if doesn’t care, scream anyway run around the house then back weep weep but don’t let tears fall make some ugly noises that are actually supposed to sound happy hug something claw something pull hair sigh try saying...
Interviewer: Why do you think people love Doctor Who so much?
Russell T. Davies: Because it's the best idea ever invented in the history of the world.
Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we have the same OTP.
outofthecavern: thatoneprince: emmumu: thebitchwholived: ashleyslytherin: HANDS DOWN THE BEST THING I’VE SEEN ON TUMBLR EVER. WHAT IS AIR i cannot I have a feeling you don’t have enough Star Wars win on your dash. :D THIS IS GREATTTT I don’t post a lot of videos but quality is quality and I can’t not reblog something that made me laugh this hard.
cocksen-dickles: Best Actress: Meryl Streep Best Director: Meryl Streep Best Actor: Meryl Streep Best Picture: Meryl Streep Best Leonardo DiCaprio: Meryl Streep
To all you beautiful weirdos who follow me…I don’t know why you’re here. Like I literally don’t understand it. But I love you.
Fan fiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from...– The Boy Who Lived Forever | Time Magazine (via gypsy-sunday) This is probably the best, non-judgmental description of fan fiction I’ve ever heard of in main stream media. (via raeseddon)
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
archaeosaur: social anxiety is when successfully ordering a pizza over the phone makes you feel like a fucking champion
friend: you use the term lightly you don't actually 'love' them they're on the internet
me: no I don't think you understand
ashinan: So, my fantastic Mumble wrote me some Sherlock fic (FLAIL), but she wants me to post it on my blog instead of posting it on hers, SO I AM GOING TO DO THAT. Here is a Mumble fic, guys. I am still flaily over it. Coming Home The day he came back from the dead, Sherlock Holmes was afraid. He was, of course, no stranger to fear. It had been his constant companion for years now, occupying...
mychemicalnachos: when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
ashinan: mumblefox: ashinan: mumblefox: I just need a gif of Olan Rogers doing his adorable happy clapping at the end of the Ghost in the Stalls video. I need this because of reasons. And so I can use it on EVERYTHING. FOREVER. Where do I find it. Halp. Halp. ANDY TO THE RESCUE! YOU ARE SO FUCKING QUALITY I AM YOUR HERP. DAMN RIGHT. Well, now you’ve gone and...
ashinan: mumblefox: I just need a gif of Olan Rogers doing his adorable happy clapping at the end of the Ghost in the Stalls video. I need this because of reasons. And so I can use it on EVERYTHING. FOREVER. Where do I find it. Halp. Halp. ANDY TO THE RESCUE! YOU ARE SO FUCKING QUALITY