March 2012
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my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: i don't care about what you're saying
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: don't touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
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allthesadnessinyoursoul:
I’m just gonna sit here, read Destiel/Wincest/Wincestiel, and drown myself in cookie dough ice cream the rest of the night because who the fuck am I trying to impress?
flyingdinosaur:
time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet
Just a thought
oursisthefury:
theresaplastictree:
if Fred & George had the map for years, how did they not notice that there was a man named Peter sleeping in Ron’s bed every night.
or did they just not want to ask or
operator: 911, what is your emergency
me: jensen is singing
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elizabethanemily:
jennifer lawrence just seems like a tumblr person who made it outside
So let's just get this straight...
eruditechick:
Hunger Games has the 3rd biggest opening in movie history.
An action flick starring a girl.
Who isn’t an emaciated stick.
Who isn’t a princess.
Whose journey is motivated by her sister, not a man.
Who is not sexually used, abused, active or even objectified much.
3rd biggest opening in movie history. Spawning a franchise.
Let’s just… let’s just think about that.
Let’s just...
becauseitsfunnycuteawesome:
queenofmultitasking:
absoluutebliss:
first of all, who allowed me on the internet
#the opening line of my biography
And my obituary
angelsdontbreathe:
nooowestayandgetcaught:
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum is not gripped tight and raised from perdition by Castiel.
#i hope that rick santorum never carries on #i hope there is never peace when rick santorum is done #i hope rick santorum never lays his weary head to rest #i hope rick santorum always cries some more
I hope yesterday...
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meridith4132:
glass-parade:
Oh god I just want to rip my uterus from my body, light it on fire, and throw it through Rick Santorum’s living room window right the fuck now.
I mean I have no current fondness for it and he wants to be in charge of it anyway so it seems like a win win really.
omg
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wexfogg:
donovanandandersonarecunts:
Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter. Me: Nine and three quarters Friend: Me: Friend: Me:
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heysammy:
can you imagine tumblr being like the hunger games
like each fandom would represent a district
the supernatural fandom would probably kill us all and be crowned victor
#the supernatural fandom would probably have volunteer tributes
#do not fuck with the supernatural fandom #the only people we hate more than each other is everyone else
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ihopebarackobama:
I hope Barack Obama goes on a life-changing field trip with Zuko.
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mostgay:
I have a tab open of a picture of Harriett Tubman that I switch to whenever my parents walk in and think I’m doing homework.
I think I’ve been doing it since fifth grade idk why they haven’t caught on I just stare intently at the picture until they leave.
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Does anyone else feel a little weird about the idea that one day TomPad might grow up and get a tumblr and then accidentally find the wincest tag
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“There are the occasions that men—intellectual men, clever men, engaged...”
– Melissa McEwan, of course, on the terrible bargain. My life as a woman, as a queer person, as a fat person, is not your thought experiment. (via sanitywatchers)
Exactly. Your “playful” argumentation is in fact a series of personal attacks. You don’t get to attack us and then say we’re too...
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Normal is overrated.: kateordie: I have this... →
kateordie:
I have this daydream, this utopia, that I always come back to. It’s the year 2017, and the war on women has become the forefront of all political debates. Old white men have stopped tiptoeing around their desire to strip women of their dignity and power. The religious right teems with senseless evangelical figureheads ready to send us back to the kitchen, with a short stop at the...
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paint your own nebula →
lookatthesefuckinstars:
Oh COME ON, tumblr! I have homework I should be doing!
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