Anonymous asked: How The hell does someone have NO...
gaymzee: i know that this is hard information to process so ive written a guide for you how to have no gender: identify as not having a gender i hope i helped! sorry the guide was so long and confusing
dekutree: petition to add a “why” button because some posts are just like why
dictionaryofobscuresorrows: n. sadness that you’ll never be able to know how history will turn out, that you’ll dutifully pass on the joke of being alive without ever learning the punchline—the name of the beneficiary of all human struggle, the sum of the final payout of every investment ever made in the future—which may not suit your sense of humor anyway and will probably involve how many...
dictionaryofobscuresorrows: n. the smallest measurable unit of human connection, typically exchanged between passing strangers—a flirtatious glance, a sympathetic nod, a shared laugh about some odd coincidence—moments that are fleeting and random but still contain powerful emotional nutrients that can alleviate the symptoms of feeling alone.
Two Steps to a Bikini-Ready Body
princessnaphthalene: 1. Look in the mirror and say “Bitch, I’m fabulous.” 2. Don bikini.
sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are. what if teachers shipped their students ship wars in the staff room anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out (the school board knows and eagerly awaits each...
teacupsandcyanide: herm-anna37: feeling awfully sad you shouldn’t ought to leave me alone with just my mind to keep me company You are not alone Here is a bonsai to keep you company His name is Blargle water him daily and metaphorically shower him with affection he is just and loyal and he doesn’t bark at the neighbours
my celebrity crushes suck because i don’t want to have sex with them or kiss them or touch butts or anything i just want to be their best friend and work with them and have conversations and have in-jokes and somehow it’s worse
i-want-a-rory: ghostdeerspit: areyoutryingtodeduceme: bendydicks: reidwouldread: clairesawyer: If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me I would ride the bus to confuse people. I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee. I would have a tumblr and post fanart and fanfics to make them question everything I do I’d...
jeszing: have you ever looked at a window and wondered how injured you would be if you jumped out of it
krejcithegoon: sarahxhockey: why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate we are a bromance we should act as bros #longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out of...
me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
lliampayne: one time at starbucks on my cup they wrote “fuck i can’t remember your name”
infinityonsigh: am i the only person who randomly remembers text posts like in the middle of the day and just starts laughing