partybarackisinthehousetonight:

hello yes 911 there was a spider here 10 seconds ago and now its not there and i cant find it please send help

All women speak two languages: the language of men and the language of silent suffering. Some women speak a third, the language of queens.

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bunnyfood:

Friends 

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The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne.

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shireduchess:

typette:

these are awesome, it’s like am action battle skirt. just high enough not to step on, the front has ample leg maneuverability, and it looks rad. Want

and it’s deliciously steampunk as well

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spookybaka:

stuffonmyrabbit:

Toilet Paper

i’m not over this yet i think it’s my favorite one

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